Good road trip songs to promote travel and save you from scary to hear the preacher reminded that you will go to hell if you did not donate money. But for every fun song that recalls the glory of the road, there is a counterpart to the totally inadequate, put yourself on the search for the next (legal) U-turn that leads to home feel. Here are 20 songs you should never play for a trip ...
20 Every song by The Crash Test Dummies
We have seen all the movies crashMannequins in a pretzel twists after his car crashes into a wall. I do not want to imagine, while I'm driving. What I want, that piece is even less annoying "Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm" to listen. Canada is known for many great things ... This band is not one of them.
19 "Bridge Over Troubled Water" - Simon & Garfunkel
I do not like driving on bridges. I especially do not like driving on bridges Over Troubled Water. What is really disturbing to know that 26% ofBridges in the United States are "structurally deficient or functionally obsolete is".
18 "Do not Fear The Reaper" - Blue Oyster Cult
Yes, we need more cowbell. No, we do not need to be reminded of death, while some D-Bag separates us in a Supra at 110 mph.
17 "All By Myself" - Eric Carmen
The last thing you want to do, the game is the ultimate break-up song is on your path. Watch how quickly the conversation ranges from pop culture trivia of ex-lovers, remember that you didwrong. Play this song for a trip and your car will be available in a therapist's office furniture.
16 "Stan" - Eminem
Besides the fact that the song is about a madman who drives his car a bridge with his girlfriend in the trunk ... I do not think I ever had a song with so much tension and anger to the point where it's hard on what I do is focus on forms. This is useful especially useful while driving. And the worst thing is to stop this song is long.
15"Bat Out Of Hell" - Meatloaf
It seems like a good idea, 9 minutes and 50 seconds to hear song to pass the time, but not when the song ends with a biker-crashes and bleeding in a ditch. If there is something more than the fear of ice or blind spots, it's motorcycle gangs.
14 "Through the Wire" - Kanye West
Kanye has recorded this song two weeks after being in a near fatal car accident. If it's a little 'difficult to understand what he says this is because, with a songbroken jaw, which is connected closed. Although some of us wish would remain so today, I think that I would rather put up with "Gold Digger" for the 10000 time, while on the road.
13 "Dust In The Wind" - Kansas
I want a reminder of the fragility of life? I'll die one day and turn into nothing but dust? No, when I drive. While you're there, why do not you remember that 115 people die each day from car accidents in the United States, because this is something absolutely necessaryto do.
12 "Car Crash" - Courtney Love
Worse, to hear a song called "Car Crash" ... or listening to Courtney Love?
11 'And' Dangerous Walking Out Your Front Door "- Underoath
When can I correct my fellow travelers with the terrible voice, I tend to do songs with catchy lyrics. Not songs with lyrics like: "I thought it would be much faster than this pain / has never been so bright / I made sure that they were linked to / Now you can go hand in hand with him." Aw,not enough to love a song with a happy ending?
10 "What A Wonderful World" - Louis Armstrong
Some people say this is one of the best songs of all time. To these people I ask: have you ever heard this song in a gay? Let me answer: NO! Whenever you have never heard this song, someone must die. When was the last time you heard this song in a movie and was not against a lovely old lady on her deathbed, or the images of 9 / 11 or something before?If you hear this song on the road, explode your chances of getting in a car accident. Total grave voice.
9 "Hurt" - Nine Inch Nails
If you're traveling, you just want a song that is fun and listen to loud and cheerful. This is not the song. The slow pace to the sound of an icy wind and words of despair, this is the most depressing song ever. Not only is this song a killer Mood Certified, has officially put the machine to see half of the suicide, to hide all aliveObjects.
8 "Tonight Is The Night I Fell Asleep At The Wheel" - Barenaked Ladies
The last thing I want to go to the windows break 5 hours shooting and killing of energy to stay awake to hear, nothing is about to fall asleep at the wheel. Also not allowed: Talking about the most comfortable bed you've ever slept.
7 "My Heart Will Go On" - Celine Dion
This is an absolute fact that this * is the most annoying song ever. Every time I hear this piece of shit, I just want to go a considerableCliff. Do not tempt me by this song, while they are actually behind the wheel ... especially in the vicinity of a cliff.
* It is a fact.
6 "Breakdown" - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Tom Petty is one of those guys that the freedom of the road with songs like "Free Fallin '" and "Runnin' Down A Dream," he recalls. But "Breakdown" is one of those songs that you do not want on your playlist, especially if you do not have Triple-A ... or drive a Ford stands for Fix or repair daily thing. Or found onRoad dead.
5 "Days of Graduation" - Drive-By Truckers
I'll just let the text to explain why this is not an appropriate song Road Trip: "Hit a telephone pole and split in two / Skull Bobby was right in two / And split my girlfriend was seen in its place / partially integrated into the dashboard / And over the next 20 minutes the only sound in the night were her screams. "Are you sure this was not the sound of my grunts of anger?
4 "Shredded Humans" - Cannibal Corpse
Ask me whyYou've never been mutilated Song of people in a car accident is terrible? Because nobody wants to commute for a car accident during the hearing. Lyrics heard as "His eyes expelled the view is not influenced / He saw his own organs collapse," I was not willing to take a long drive head. Shit, I just say, "head"?
3 "Road To Nowhere" - Ozzy Osbourne
With GPS, navigation systems and directions on MapQuest travel for free, there is no reason why you should never drive on a roadthat leads to nothing. But just because there is no reason, does not mean it never happens.
2 "Crash Into Me" - Dave Matthews Band
I do not want another driver that this song is an open invitation to play bumper cars on the highway. When the song was called "Pull Up Next To Me And Give Me A Free Sandwich" I'd be more inclined to play.
1 "Dueling Banjos" - Eric Weissberg & Steve Mandell
No other song in history has ever reported imminent catastrophe like this. Sure, it sounds soplayful and innocent, but when you hear this song, you know you are going to a certain area where unpleasant sweaty, armed Hillbillies possums in suit sales are on the side of a dirt road, only tried once to give the inhabitants of the city lost, as stridor in a piggy bank. Not cool. If anyone plays this song on a journey, as a joke, you have full permission for people to exit the car without even slowing down.